Friday, February 29, 2008

Sleep better with chipster! Live better in Life!

Just feel damn boring! One day to pass and another day to come? Are your life like this? Anyways why should you not living in a happy life? To get this, i prefer to sleep better with chipster! Sleep better with chipster! Live better in Life!

Dont worry be happy!

Come play with me!

Shit thief stealing my chipster!


Please dont disturb me!

Sleep a while, latter talk to you again!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

A morning joke (DAP! PAS! KEADILAN)

Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu:(Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu:Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang!
Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.
Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid-murid: Selamat sejahtera cikgu!(pergi mampuslah)

Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari
ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua
mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan
itu, faham?

Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid-murid: (Bising)

Cikgu: Pandai!

Murid-murid: Bodoh!

Cikgu: UMNO!

Murid-murid: DAP!

Cikgu: PAS


Cikgu: Salah!

Murid-murid: Betul!

Cikgu: Bodoh!

Murid-murid: Pandai!

Cikgu: Bukan gagal; fail!

Murid-murid: Ya Pas!

Cikgu: Oh Tuhan!

Murid-murid: haiz! Hamba!

Cikgu: Nak jadi Mat Rempit Ke? Tak mau dengar cakap!

Murid-murid: Tak nak jadi Mat Gemilang Ke? Mau Dengar cakap!

Cikgu: Diam!

Murid-murid: Bising!

Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid-murid: Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu: Mati aku(Wakil Umno)!

Murid-murid: Hidup kami(Dap)!

Cikgu: Saya Mahu Keadilan!

Murid-murid: Dia tak mau Umno!

Cikgu: Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid-murid: Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu: Kamu gila!

Murid-murid: Kami siuman!

Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!

Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!

Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!

Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid-murid: Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu: Oh! pelajaran berakhir

Murid-murid: K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!

Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!

Cikgu: Berdiri!

Murid-murid: Duduk!

Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid-murid: Kami dengar DAP betul!

Cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!

Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!







Cikgu: Rosak!

Murid-murid: Baik!

Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid-murid: Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Sebentar kemudian, loceng pun berdering.
Murid-murid berasa lega kerana guru yang paling
ditakuti oleh mereka telah keluar. Walau bagaimanapun,
mereka merasa bangga kerana telah dapat menjawab
kesemua soalan cikgu tadi, tetapi esok masih ada-PERJUANGAN MASIH BERTERUSAN-OPPOSITION MINDED

Tuesday, February 26, 2008 - My blog idol

I starting thinking to blog when finding an interesting and funny thing that can be done in blog like what kennysia done in his blog But the thing is, not every one can blogging like Kenny. I will try my best to blog and take kennysia as my blogging mentor by reading his blog. The blooging encouragement also come from Jing who the only one keep leaving comments for my post entry. Thanks Jing!

I sure laughing like mad when seeing kenny sia funny act photo.

Kenny walking pass by plenty of pretty girls while become one of the judge in Malaysia Dream Girl.

Kenny Cool Look. Marcoo Man!

Trying be a superhero to finding a losing girl.

Be A Richest Man in this world

Becomes more rich than before!

This is madness


Laugh till my heart vomit out from my body!

Kennysia Biboo Look!

Slim Slam Kennysia.

Cute Kenny!

Adorable Man in this world!

What wrong with me?

Snorlkling with chipster?

Prety me?

Prettiest Man in this world?

Peeping Tom don't peep on me please.

I will do what you ask me to do!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Twister Chipster And Dota !

My favourite game Dota and Twister Chipster that extremely delicious! Yummy!
Give me power to win my war! Feeling something wrong if no chipster arround! Eat Chipster! Sleep Chipster! Play Chipster!

Preparing to eat chipster while waiting the game finished loading.

Hot spicy and sour cream & onion is my choice..Yum Yum! The War is began!

Yum Yum!

Yum! Yum! Yum!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Sex Scandal? Protest? Anti Corruption? Me?

A reported from xxx Magazine interviewed a group of minister for their story of the year magazine post! Here is the conversation between the ministers and the reported

Reported: Good Morning to all of you! From what you have see and
hear, what story will become your most marvellous story for this year?

Minister No1: The sex scandal video!

Reported: Which 1? We got lot of story bout this kind of video! CSK one? Or Edison One?

Chua Soi Lek

Minister No1: Sure the Edison one! Chua SK not interesting at all! Edison one is the most best video i ever see. See him video like seeing a small worm.

Sexiest Gar I Ever See

Reported: hmmmmmm..

Minister No2: I think i more interested in biggest Indian gathering that been held around KL.

Mali! Mali!

Reported: Har?

Minister No2: This means our citizen have same heart! Have nice cooperation among each other. 'Take back our right and kick yours ass if you don't
return back our loss' is their slogan.

Reported: How about your opinion Sir Minister No3?

Minister No3: I think i more like vk lingam story! What a smart talented person! I like the wat his talking. Its sound like me! Its look like me! But Its not me leh! Its can be others that look like me or sound like me. It
can be 80% me but not 100 % me. Reported: So you think VK lingam is
the story of the year ah?

Its Not Me la!

Minister No4: All of the story can't be story of the year la! The story of
the year will be Chong Anak Baba Creating a blog -----

Here The Link

All Minister: Ya! Ya! We all agree about that!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

My Mother Tongue - Baba Malay (Bahasa Melayu Baba)

Bahasa Melayu Baba(Baba Malay) is a Malay language(Bahasa Melayu) that mix up with Hokkien Words. So here is the list of words that usually use while comunicating among my family members.

(spelling the words in bahasa melayu)

Wa - I
Lu - You
Chiwan - Bathroom
Jamban - Toilet
Bak - Pig Meat
Kuih Jiang - rice dumplings (Zhong Zhi - a traditional Chinese food)
Cina Gek - Words that use to scold chinese people
Cina Pak Sa Ge - Words that use to scold chinese people
Tak mo - Don't Want
Mo - Want
temahak - Greedy
bakair - Burn
Tok Sah - Don't Need
Seluer - Trousers
Petas - Fireworks
Tai Su - (Words that use to scold people, i also don't know what the meaning is it.)
Yau Siu - Cursing people to die early
Hari (Satu, Dua, Tiga....) - Monday , Tuesday, Wednesday,......
Yoko - Dry Mushroom(Mo ku)
Tempra - Baba Nyonya food(Meat Cook with Ketchup)
Ponteh - Baba Nyonya food(Meat Cook with Tauchu)

Here the list of words that i can remember, so next time when you hear about its...Don't feel weird!

Friday, February 15, 2008

A Stupid Lesson

Think Before You Talk
One day while walking going for lunch,
A beggar suddenly come can asking you a question,
And the question is like this...

If you see a RM5 and RM10 notes on the street, which note will you take.

And by spontaneous you will answer RM10 right???
And then the beggar will scold you stupid! Take 2 of it la.

A lesson to non smoker and non drinker

Your friend suddenly come and offer you a RM100 note for asking you to smoke
Ur answer: I am non smoker, i don't want starting to smoke and the answer is no!!!

Your friend come again and this time he offer you RM200 to drink a bottle of alcohol
Ur answer: I don't drink and i don't want start this bad habit.

This time your friend offer you more notes and asking you to bang(f**k) his wife..
Ur answer: Hmmmmm! OK! I will do that!

After that your friend bring you to see his wife. And then he tell his wife that if you don't drink.. don't smoke... See what will you become! Become a beggar take people money!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Belated Chinese New Year!

Since no one take a tour on my blog. I only need to wish me myselt a Happy Chinese New Year! Yeah! Happy Chinese To You Wa Anak Baba Melaka!