Sunday, March 30, 2008

When? Why? You Smoke!

Nowadays smoke are damn expensive! but i don't know why there are still a lot of smoker around (including me). May be smoking really help! Or may be its gain more problem! I am not a heavy smoker, but i still don't want to stop this bad habit.

1) I smoke When i stress!(a lot of works, exam, losing money, and a lot more-when bad thing happen)

2) When i feel lonely! (when your friend don't tiu you; when you feeling that you really need a girl friend - don't want find but want to have)

3) When i shitting in the toilet (some people reading, but i smoke to make my shit not smelly! LOL!)

4) When i happy/clubbing (celebrating something; clubbing without smoke is suck; )

5) When I sad( sad mean when no money; no friend; bad thing happen)

Do you have this bad habit? When and why you smoke?

Monday, March 24, 2008

Sleep under stress! Eat under stress! Working under stress! Shitting under stress!

My colleague ask me to buy this? Cool right? Should I? I don't think so! I think i should buy a car first! That my first thing to do? I am not sure! But i really need a car and i still owe PTPTN a lot of money ler! How arg? What would you do!
So many ????? in my mind!
Sleep under stress! Eat under stress! Working under stress! Shitting under stress!

Hahahaha! Better don't think so much right? Just buy! What car is the better choice for a poor beginner like me should buy? Any suggestion???

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Isn't It Cool?

Here are 7 pictures of (European) semi-trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.

1) The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.

2) The second is of canvas tote bag.

3) The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the cei ling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty .

4) The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards.

5) The fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it.

6) The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books. (Again, in a foreign language)

7) The last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The "inside" of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.

Chinese Proverb:
"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others."
PS: Thanks Mr Daud my colleague For emailing me this cool photo.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Beauty! Bitchy! Beach!

What beach is this? Why so crowed! Will you like this place? Will you coming here?










Monday, March 17, 2008

"Sweet memories Part One"

I missed what i have done in university , university life was a heaven for me! I still remember my first year in U, we all mandatory to stay in hostel for one year. While in hostel i meet a lot of nice guys(batang) and make friend with them till now! They are funny, nice, lazy, genius, smart, stupid, "Poyoo(can be assumed cool,naughty,stupid"), and a lot more! But one more thing, they all have same head as me(sama kepala = same attitude/behavior). They are from Malacca, Sarawak, Kl, Perak, Johor, Pahang, Penang, and Selangor. With different life style and come from different place, so imagine how crazy we are!

Boon Keat(keat jai). This feller drunk a lot and mixed the liquor, make him bler bler. He keep flirted that lady in the picture! He is my old friend from my hometown, not from uni one! He teach me a lot!(don't drink so much if you can't!) So i can't exclude him in this post entry!

After that this happen to him! Sleep tepi longkang(near the drain) Totally OFF!

Some of my uni friend, all look "poyoo"(cool) right? We are the cool!

The most funny guy! From Malacca, he try to show his muscle by posing like this! But unfortunately ended with damn funny look! Look like a big bird? We all call him Penghulu(headman of village), this name remain till now. This is because while in hostel, he is level 5(aras lima) head.

Ah boh! The most poyoo(naughty) guy among us! You can hear his voice from 5 mile away! "kecik-kecik cili padi"

Actually penghulu muscle is nice and big la! See how different between "penghulu" and "poyoo" boh!. Imagine when he kick you rotate from down stair to up stair!(not from up stair to down lo)

Wilson! Trying to be gangster! but his innocent look make him can't be! i don't know what wrong! His public speaking is good! (will be next big gun in Malaysia politic soon)

Kok Lon! The thinest among us! May be his mom don't feed him well! "LOL" But suddenly this feller disappear! No more news about him!

Young Jie! He is childish! But smart(first class degree holder).

They all make me laugh! They all make me didn't feel lonely! They all teach me sad/happy/fun of this life it is!

To be continue............
(ps: jing i will include your cam-whore in next post)

Saturday, March 15, 2008

A post dedicate to f##king moron "Anon #2"

Update : This "Anon #2" Reply to me and shoot me again!

A post dedicate to fucking moron "Anon #2"

What the fuck wrong with you?javascript:void(0)
Publish Post
Hey you! Am i disturbing any hair of your fucking body?
Why won't you show yourself?
Is my c#$k is too odorous that you want suck in your mouth?
Show yourself, don't hide like fearful dog!

With this, I want to apologize if my post entry offend anyone of you here!


Friday, March 14, 2008

Tattoos That You Should And Shouldn't Have

Some people may feel "why other people hair is more than mine? Why I keep losing my hair?" Here is the answer

I think my dark deep navel hole is very useful! How about yours!

Men must have this tattoo! If not!...........

As long as girls!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I not fucking shit! I am fucking good!

Because i am fat fucker like this! I finding that everybody wants to fuck me!

1)The cute litter baby Fuck ME!

2)The sweet litter child Fuck ME!

3)The angry boy Fuck ME!

4)The adorable litter girl Fuck Me!

5)The old lady Fuck Me!

6)The old man Fuck Me!

7)The celebrity also Fuck ME!

Am I So Fucking Shit?

Actually i not that fucking shit! I am fucking good!